Jingle Bells from Tualatin

Catherine from Tualatin sent this to us... 

You know you're going stir crazy from the weather when you come up with new 

words to a Christmas song.  For your Christmas and weather related 

humor---To the tune of Jingle Bells.... 

Dashing through the snow 

Is where I'd like to be, 

O'er the streets I'd go, 

My family I could see! 

I've dreams of one-horse sleighs, 

To get around this town, 

What fun I'd have in all this snow, 

If a one-horse sleigh was found! 

Oh... 

Jingle bells Jingle Bells, 

Here is what I know, 

Snow keeps falling on the streets, 

No plow has hit my road! 

Wish I had, Wish I had, 

That little one-horse sleigh, 

For trains, planes cars and buses, 

Just can't get around these days! 

Oh just days ago, 

My Honda I could steer, 

But now there's too much snow, 

No end in sight I fear! 

Oh what I would not give, 

For a horse that's lean and lank, 

I'd hitch him to an open sleigh, 

Plow through these snowy banks!